...until there's not enough


Anonymous asked:
Can you give me 1 million dollar?


  1. Right click
  2. Print
  3. Repeat several times
  4. Attempt to use at Walmart
  5. Get laughed at
  6. Belligerently insist that it’s real until the cops arrive
  7. Slip spare one million dollar bill (see step 3) into cop’s shirt pocket
  8. Emphatically give cop a double wink
  9. Whisper “There’s more where that came from.”
  10. Run